hollowbonedhoe: imma teach u to cook some vegan pizza n shit

hollowbonedhoe:

YOU MUST AQUIRE:

  • tomato sauce of your choice (or make your own)
  • vegan shredded cheese of your choice
  • 1.5 cups of flour
  • a cup of water
  • some corn starch
  • 1 cup of corn meal
  • 1 teaspoon of suga suga
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 2 tablespoons of olive oil
  • 1 package active dry yeast shit
  • garlic
  • otha…

losingfat-findingme:

gaaaaah, lovelovelovelovelove <3

Yummy Recipe Finds: Guacamummus (Avacado Hummus)

yummyrecipefinds:

File Under: Appetizer


Guacamumus or Hummamole (Avocado Hummus) Recipe
(Original recipe)

Ingredients:

  • 1 avocado, peeled and pitted
  • 1 (15 oz.) can of chickpeas, drained
  • 1/2 cup fresh cilantro, chopped
  • 1/4 cup chopped red onion
  • 3 cloves garlic, peeled and smashed
  • 2 Tbsp….

diethoroscopes:

everybody: your only two rules, right now. 

i love love love everything diethoroscopes posts though haha

hollowbonedhoe: i wanted something sweet

hollowbonedhoe:

SO I MADE A GODDAMN SMOOTHIE AND SHIT

things you need:

  • 1/2 cup of yogurt (i used low-fat probiotic strawberry kefir yogurt drink stuff)
  • 2 tbsp unsweetened cocoa powder
  • 3 fuckin ice cubes. 3, not 2 or 1.
  • about 5 or 6 cherries (i used cherries because the only other fruit i have right now is…

hollowbonedhoe:

jmums:

Trying these for damn sure

WHY DONT I HAVE APPLESAUCE DAMN IT

(Source: ohthinspo)

hollowbonedhoe:

LOL

Ok, first off, 1/2 + 1/3 + 1/3 DOES NOT EQUAL 1

LOLOL.

also you need to eat more than 1200 calories to be HEALTHY

and you need to make sure your NET calories (calories consumed - calories burned from exercise) are above 1200 to be HEALTHY

and you can eat a COOKIE and still be HEALTHY

this stupid thing doesn’t even say anything about BMR

dumbbb. some of the advice is good but seriously there’s some stupid shit on here… like green tea is such a trivial thing it’s not going to burn extra pounds for you anymore than eating a grapefruit everyday. just sayinnn

^^^ for the commentary. 

Every single day losing weight is a battle. A battle to make the right choices, a battle to work out even though our muscles are sore and there are a thousand other things we’d rather be doing. But most of all, it’s a battle to not give up. Every day, it still seems like we’re so far from our goal weight and it takes all of our willpower to keep going, to not give in. This isn’t easy… but it’s definitely going to be worth it.

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thingsorganizedneatly:

SUBMISSION: banana chip cookies.

karalynn:

I like this.