YOU MUST AQUIRE:
- tomato sauce of your choice (or make your own)
- vegan shredded cheese of your choice
- 1.5 cups of flour
- a cup of water
- some corn starch
- 1 cup of corn meal
- 1 teaspoon of suga suga
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 2 tablespoons of olive oil
- 1 package active dry yeast shit
- garlic
- otha…
gaaaaah, lovelovelovelovelove <3
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File Under: Appetizer
Guacamumus or Hummamole (Avocado Hummus) Recipe
(Original recipe)Ingredients:
- 1 avocado, peeled and pitted
- 1 (15 oz.) can of chickpeas, drained
- 1/2 cup fresh cilantro, chopped
- 1/4 cup chopped red onion
- 3 cloves garlic, peeled and smashed
- 2 Tbsp….
everybody: your only two rules, right now.
i love love love everything diethoroscopes posts though haha
SO I MADE A GODDAMN SMOOTHIE AND SHIT
things you need:
- 1/2 cup of yogurt (i used low-fat probiotic strawberry kefir yogurt drink stuff)
- 2 tbsp unsweetened cocoa powder
- 3 fuckin ice cubes. 3, not 2 or 1.
- about 5 or 6 cherries (i used cherries because the only other fruit i have right now is…
Trying these for damn sure
WHY DONT I HAVE APPLESAUCE DAMN IT
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LOL
Ok, first off, 1/2 + 1/3 + 1/3 DOES NOT EQUAL 1
LOLOL.
also you need to eat more than 1200 calories to be HEALTHY
and you need to make sure your NET calories (calories consumed - calories burned from exercise) are above 1200 to be HEALTHY
and you can eat a COOKIE and still be HEALTHY
this stupid thing doesn’t even say anything about BMR
dumbbb. some of the advice is good but seriously there’s some stupid shit on here… like green tea is such a trivial thing it’s not going to burn extra pounds for you anymore than eating a grapefruit everyday. just sayinnn
^^^ for the commentary.
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SUBMISSION: banana chip cookies.
I like this.












